Talk Nerdy to Me

Hello again everybody!

Sorry about the late post, you wouldn't believe how busy I've been! I've been taking a summer chemistry class, and this is finals week! Not to mention I've been volunteering at the zoo, trying to finish several crochet pieces so I can launch my Etsy shop, and launching a new blog Playing Hooky, which is dedicated to my crochet.
Go check it out!

Anyways, I've had a lot on my plate lately.

Not to worry though, I'm already planning a drink for next month (remember the drink posts, they're back!) and a new comic as well!

Not only is there no drink this month, but there is no comic either. :(

Sorry guys!

But I do have some good news. What is it you might ask? Well it's very simple...

I drew illustrations of my Dungeons and Dragons characters!

Excuse me while I adjust my glasses, and tuck my pants into my socks.

Done!

Now, on with the post!

This is my first character, Kitty-kitty! Like Madonna, she has no last name. Kitty was actually based on a character I had created for a comic that I never ended up making. I still might draw that comic, and if I ever get around to it, than I'll post it on here for you guys!

Right now Kitty is level 2.She is a Razorclaw Shifter, and a Ranger. She has a shield guardian which she controls with an amulet she wears around her neck. She is feisty and free-spirited, and she won't back down from a fight. Her alignment is Good.

She is 25 years old.

Here she is:

Just a note: these all look better in person. My stupid scanner kind of bleaches out the colored pencil.


This next character is Māo Héshàng. He is also a Razorclaw Shifter. He is a monk.
I love Kung Fu so much, I just had to make a monk!

Māo is level 1, because I haven't had the chance to play as him yet. He is an all around sweet-heart, he doesn't fight unless he has to. His alignment is good.

So here he is:

Another note: Did I mention how crappy my scanner is? Good! Because it is! It kept cutting off parts of Māo's picture! This was the one that turned out the best, and look! It cut off half of my signature!

 I will be replacing this picture as soon as I get a decent print.

And Finally I have this picture:

The Drow on the far right is Dorchadas. He is my boyfriend's character.
He is an assassin.

In this picture Māo is concerned that Kitty-kitty and Dorchadas were arguing, and now Kitty is punching Dorchadas.

I hope you all enjoyed your journey into my nerdy side.

Love ya!

Oh, and I'll make more posts next month!

Gas Station

This post was based on a true story.

Once apon a time I went to see some of my friends perform in a show.

It. Was. Awesome.

After the show, as I drove away my car started beeping at me. In my usual fashion I attempted to solve the problem by yelling at it. I yelled "WHAT DO YOU WANT CAR?!? SHUT UP!!" When this didn't solve the problem, I used my brain to figure out what was wrong with my car.

It turns out that my 'Low Fuel' light was on.

So I drove to the nearest gas station, pulled up to a pump, and went inside to pay.

Here is what happened next:

 

This continued on for several minutes until I finally got fed up with this guy.

This clerk just wasn't listening to me!

So then I'm like:

Yeah.... Oops...

I think he thought I was crazy... or on drugs... or just to dumb to realize that 20 gallons would never fit in my Chevy Cobalt LS coupe which has a 12 gallon tank, and that I came in and handed him a twenty dollar bill...

The End!

Love ya!

-Liz-

Snack Attack!

Ok guys, I'm kind of broke, so I couldn't buy the ingredients required for this month’s drink. :(

But don't despair! I have a yummy snack for you to share with your friends! And it’s HUGE! Like, so big that you’ll probably need a couple friend to help you eat it!

I call it: The Tri-Wiener Sausage-fest! aka The Breakfast Dick-Banger (it’s better  if you don’t ask).

I assume your thinking it’s name sounds like something a porn would probably be called (I wouldn’t know though, I don’t watch porn). But it’s really tasty!

It doesn't taste like porn at all!(which I imagine tastes very tough, and chewy, and not very tasty)

If you think you can handle all the greasy, meaty goodness; Here’s how to make it:

INGREDIENTS:

1 hotdog bun

3 hotdogs

2 eggs

As much sausage as you like!

As much cheese as you like!

STEP ONE:

Cook three hotdogs! However you like to cook them, boil them, microwave them, however! It’s your choice. While the hotdogs are cooking, you should start cooking the eggs and sausage.

STEP TWO:

Place the three hotdogs in the one bun, and top with the eggs, sausage, and cheese! Plus any sauce you think might be good!

I don’t have a picture of it yet, but I’ll post one as soon as I do!

I'm also working on that crochet peice so I'll post pics of that as well.

And I'm also also working on a comic for this month, and I should be posting that next weekend so check back for that!

Love Ya!!