Monday, November 15, 2010

Dear filmmaker Robert Rodriguez,

I think you should start going by "Rob Rod".

Pretty cool huh?

You're welcome.

-Love Liz-

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The Ugly Posts Bar

Ok, so I've been looking at my blog and I've noticed something... My posts are boring and unpleasant to look at.  I honestly think that the content of my posts is pretty funny, but if you were browsing through blogs and saw mine I'm sure you would have a reaction like "Too long. Did not read."

I completely understand this reaction as huge blocks of text are intimidating and boring.

So I've decided to work on the presentation of my posts so that they seem mild-mannered, non-threatening, and unassuming. Kind of like Peter Parker, only instead of having amazing spider powers, my posts will have the amazing power to be funny.

Pretty cool right?

I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner!

I mean, what a failure of a visual artist I am! I should have been thinking of presentation from day one.

 I would probably have ten times as many followers if my posts just looked better, and hopefully by turning over this new leaf of attractive posts I will get just that! That means 20 whole followers! WOW! That would be so cool!

In other news, I'm working on a drink recipe which I will be posting on Tuesday, and an exciting new cartoon! (ok, it's not really exciting. It's just the unit circle)

Sunday, October 10, 2010

It's raining...nothing

For the first time in a long time Arizona had what could be called a monsoon season (that is if two days counts as a season). As for the cartoons I know exactly how to copyright them. There is only one problem... It costs money. And I am an unemployed student. I'm looking for a job, but all I'm finding are jobs that are undesirable at best. Things like "WORK FROM HOME!!!" or "BE YOUR OWN BOSS!!!" or even "VAGUE CAREER OPPORTUNITY THAT I WILL NOT TELL YOU ABOUT UNTIL YOU GET DOWN HERE AND FIND OUT IT'S A SCAM!!!" so yeah...not to say that working from home is a bad thing though. If I were older, or had kids, or was agoraphobic it would be lovely. But I'm not any of those things... and I also should probably go study now seeing as it's 10:00 PM and I have to get up and take a biology test. Wish me luck! (I probably should have called this blog 'The Bad Stories Bar')

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Sorry, no cartoons yet...

...Or drink recipes for that matter, but I do have this:
This is an excerpt from my pre-calculus homework. We were doing a problem dealing with finding zeros of polynomials. It pretty much sucked ass. Sorry that none of the things I intended to put on this blog are actually on this blog. I'm still working on getting a job so that I will have money to copyright this blog so that no one can steal from this blog. I am also trying to fit the phrase "this blog" into this post as many times as I can on this blog. I'm up to 6 times.

Friday, September 10, 2010

I didn't like my old blog.

So I'm starting a new one right here and now. This is the last time I swear! You can probably tell by the name of this blog that I am going to be posting cartoons on here (once I figure out the copyright law). But I don't know when that's going to happen, so in the meantime here's a picture of my foot tattoo right after I got it. Enjoy.