Dear filmmaker Robert Rodriguez,

I think you should start going by "Rob Rod".

Pretty cool huh?

You're welcome.

-Love Liz-

The Ugly Posts Bar

Ok, so I've been looking at my blog and I've noticed something... My posts are boring and unpleasant to look at.  I honestly think that the content of my posts is pretty funny, but if you were browsing through blogs and saw mine I'm sure you would have a reaction like "Too long. Did not read."

I completely understand this reaction as huge blocks of text are intimidating and boring.

So I've decided to work on the presentation of my posts so that they seem mild-mannered, non-threatening, and unassuming. Kind of like Peter Parker, only instead of having amazing spider powers, my posts will have the amazing power to be funny.

Pretty cool right?

I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner!

I mean, what a failure of a visual artist I am! I should have been thinking of presentation from day one.

 I would probably have ten times as many followers if my posts just looked better, and hopefully by turning over this new leaf of attractive posts I will get just that! That means 20 whole followers! WOW! That would be so cool!

In other news, I'm working on a drink recipe which I will be posting on Tuesday, and an exciting new cartoon! (ok, it's not really exciting. It's just the unit circle)

It's raining...nothing

For the first time in a long time Arizona had what could be called a monsoon season (that is if two days counts as a season). As for the cartoons I know exactly how to copyright them. There is only one problem... It costs money. And I am an unemployed student. I'm looking for a job, but all I'm finding are jobs that are undesirable at best. Things like "WORK FROM HOME!!!" or "BE YOUR OWN BOSS!!!" or even "VAGUE CAREER OPPORTUNITY THAT I WILL NOT TELL YOU ABOUT UNTIL YOU GET DOWN HERE AND FIND OUT IT'S A SCAM!!!" so yeah...not to say that working from home is a bad thing though. If I were older, or had kids, or was agoraphobic it would be lovely. But I'm not any of those things... and I also should probably go study now seeing as it's 10:00 PM and I have to get up and take a biology test. Wish me luck! (I probably should have called this blog 'The Bad Stories Bar')

Sorry, no cartoons yet...

...Or drink recipes for that matter, but I do have this:

This is an excerpt from my pre-calculus homework. We were doing a problem dealing with finding zeros of polynomials. It pretty much sucked ass. Sorry that none of the things I intended to put on this blog are actually on this blog. I'm still working on getting a job so that I will have money to copyright this blog so that no one can steal from this blog. I am also trying to fit the phrase "this blog" into this post as many times as I can on this blog. I'm up to 6 times.

I didn't like my old blog.

So I'm starting a new one right here and now. This is the last time I swear! You can probably tell by the name of this blog that I am going to be posting cartoons on here (once I figure out the copyright law). But I don't know when that's going to happen, so in the meantime here's a picture of my foot tattoo right after I got it. Enjoy.